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Hi, my identify is Ewala. I come from the planet Alawe, within the galaxy Ewala, within the universe Alawe.

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However the level is I attempted. If you happen to suppose you want to visit the bakery, please achieve this now, as a result of I don’t need to be interrupted whilst I inform you my tale. …however anyway, I’ve been serious about my happiness in recent times and feature come to the realization that I’m glad. That is stressful. If you happen to noticed a rooster as glad as me, I’m going to substitute it, and come up with a complete refund… no questions requested!
However that isn’t the purpose. The purpose is I’m battery operated.
Neatly, in reality I’m really not.

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However that isn’t the purpose. What’s the level?

“The purpose is everybody must have my sport and timetable! screamed any individual who I therefore smacked around the face and decapitated prior to sending him house in a cardboard field.
Sooner than I introduce myself, let me percentage with you a tale. A tale about me, and the way nice I’m. However first, I believe it might be suitable to introduce myself. I’m going to do that quickly.

So, it began, in a stinky area, north of Wellington, south of Arizona and east of the place you’re sitting presently. It used to be a dismal night time, without a birds nor chickens, and it used to be raining a silent rain. There have been too many stars to rely, and now not sufficient clouds to hide them. I really like chickens. However anyway, what used to be I doing on this stinky area?

“I used to be giggling on the packing containers of pet food with you, take note!?” mentioned Stevens grandma, however she used to be incorrect. What used to be I doing? That is proper, I used to be penning this tale. Now again to the tale.
I had to to find one thing, so seemed for it, and probably the most superb factor came about!
I FOUND IT!!!
Wager what it used to be??? it used to be a work of crispy bacon, which I dropped closing Christmas. I believed the canine ate it, however I assume it didnt. There have been many stuff over there the place I all the time seemed for issues, however I did not like them, so I have no idea why I used to be all the time in search of them. However this factor I did like. And this factor, it favored me proper again within the face.
However I do not like issues that like me. They scent humorous. So I made it pals with it, seduced it, then strangled it within the night time and ate it is flesh. The bacon wasn’t pleased with this, and laughed itself to sleep. However then within the aircraft, he had to pass pee, so I laughed myself to sleep as he pissed himself to wake. He used to be certainly conscious when the aircraft began to fall. He used to be certainly going to fall with the aircraft, and he used to be certainly going to get misplaced once more. And misplaced he did get. Misplaced within the everlasting sea of human disappointment, lyrically gorgeous with out the bodily countenance to outweigh it is inherent irony.
And that used to be the place he discovered himself, misplaced in an abysmal abyss… That used to be the place he discovered himself.
Joe Lopo used to be a person of delicate temperament, brief stature, and had the function to turn out to be the sector’s quickest phone eater. Despite the fact that Lopo by no means knew even fundamental physics, he created a telescope in a position to sighting the smallest hair on an alien who lived relatively a couple of lightyears away. Joe Lopo temporarily destroyed a big boulder and used the shattered stays to shape 8 small statues that strongly resembled tiny creatures being or associated with the water flea. He positioned them in a round trend to shape a kind of shrine and positioned the telescope in the midst of it. He then channeled the ability of the stone water fleas into the telescope to view the ability of the heavens. He used to be in a trance with the wonderful thing about the mysterious measurement and did not even realize the very massive twister heading towards him.
He used to be taken to new ranges of pleasure, when he discovered himself. Oh what an afternoon…. Oh …what an afternoon. However this used to be to be anticipated, as a result of he used to be now not simply random. He used to be ranDom with a capital D. However anyway, who cares in regards to the bacon, this tale is set me.
Me and my everlasting directions of destruction from beneath. Me and my inherent figuring out of the techniques of the universe.

Me and my happiness.
Me and my disappointment.
Me, and my bacon.

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As soon as upon a time within the land of Fliggimites lived a contented little factor through the identify of Joseph. Joseph as soon as determined to head on an journey and pass atop the good mountain of Floosh to harass the pink dragon. And so he left, together with his friend, Gandaarghlee the wizard, to Mount Floosh. Alongside the way in which he stole the golden toe ring of a man named Walmart, and met many trolls and elves and dwarves and different strange mutated humanoid creatures, together with this one man made from bologna that we did not like very a lot, so we laughed at him and he used to be unhappy.
So we after all reached the mountan of Floosh and hiked as much as the highest. Then the pink dragon gave the impression and tossed us within the firy lava pit at the best, which harm so much, however through some likelihood we gained the struggle and had been more than pleased, after which we hiked again house, however Walmart trapped us and ate us.